Porn shop owner

NOTE: The short posts below should probably be read in reverse order since they came from my BlackBerry while at the tables in Vegas.

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[FYI, the Consumer Electronics Show runs concurrent with some national Porn show. Freeks and Geeks, baby! I shared the tables with both...]

The owner of the biggest porn shop in thunder bay Ontario just say next to me. Skank with a capital Penis.

Playing "cockring" (A-6, baby!) just isn't the same at this table!

Cockring ? An Explanation...

In reading this months later, I realize the hand name "Cockring" has not been explained. Here's the story:

A bunch of our local poker group went to Vegas last September. Before dinner one night, we were all seated at a $2-4 table at the Mandalay and our rule was any hand with a "name" had to be played. So this lead to lots of action as we played crap like a "Doyle Brunson" (10-2) , "Gay Waiter" (Q-3), "Motown" (J-5), etc. We even made up names just to get in there and tussle: "Todd Brunson" (10-3), "MILF" (3-9), you get the picture...

At dinner (at the Palm's Steakhouse), someone came up with the clever idea that we should attempt to work the word "cockring" into casual conversation ("I was whitewater rafting with some buddies," say Pete, "when my cockring got caught in the oarlock."). This, of course, led to much wine expelled through the nose and also naturally lead to us having to name a hand "cockring". Think about A-6 and A-9 as the two most likely candidates for a while and you'll get it...